Would you believe.....

I recently started using online ordering of groceries. 

Today was my 2nd effort.  I was combining three errands--hauling a friend's large canoe to our house to be picked up later, taking extra fabric and other items I won't use the rest of the year in the camper home, and picking up groceries.  When you place your online order you have to send a vehicle description (red pickup) and pick a time slot (2-3pm).  You park in designated spots and call to say you are waiting, which spot, and your name.  Sounds easy!  Okay, I am driving a BIG red pickup, pulling a 16 ft canoe.  

I call, tell them I am parked in spots 5 to 8, red pickup & pulling a canoe.  

I watch a blue pickup pulling a kayak park down the row.  The grocery person brings my groceries to my truck, verifies my last name, loads my groceries in the back seat.  Still sounds great, right?  I decide to drop my groceries back at the camper.   Pull out the first bag.  ???? Look in rest of bags.  ????  Not my groceries!!!  I call the store and explain.  I am on hold quite a while.  Much apologizing by store.  Would I mind coming back to the store to get my order?  Sure, but what do I do with the wrong order?  I was told to keep it, they do not take it back.  Gee, I hoped they had ordered ribeyes and expensive booze, maybe some chocolate??!  No, but did get 8 porkchops, popcorn, and a six pack of Dr Pepper.  Other asorted items.  Why the mixup?  Remember the pickup pulling kayak?  They had the SAME LAST NAME, said they were pulling a boat, and had bought about same amount of groceries!  We had picked same pickup time.  I wonder what they thought of some items in my order?  A whole pineapple, Cheetoes, a case of Coke, ONE PARSNIP!  I hoped they laughed as hard as I did!  

Lori1R in Nebraska